Mujhe yaad hain woh baatein
Mere bachpan ki
Daddy kehte thhe khota sikka
Chalega nahin
Mummy pyaar se khilati
Daal chaawal aur dahi
Maa ke haathon ka woh jaadu
Five star mein nahin
Marr marr ke mili college degree
Meri job ek tragedy, hai joke salary
Ek ladki mili thi
Woh bhi dump kar gayi
Dump hone ko baitha hoon
Koi miley toh sahi
Oh ho..Banda seedha rab da main, yeah
Ditto tere warga main, unh!
Kaam ghalat koi karda te
Phir na usko chhad’da main
Kisi ladki ko chhede koi
Toh dishoom
Kare cheating aur khele koi
Toh dishoom
Mere india ko bura kaha
Toh dishoom
Jana gana pe na khada hua
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom, toh dishoom
Toh dishoom
Bathroom me kishore da
Ke gaane gata hu
Katy perry ki me photo
Sang leke nahata hu
Mere aaju baju bikini me babes nachdi
But life koi honey singh ka video nahi
Din ko me chaahe jitna bhi
Hero hota hu
Raat ko takiye ki jhappi
Leke sota hu
Kabhi kabhi kisi party me
Zyada ho gayi
Toh yaad karke batein purani
Khoob rota hu
Banda seedha rab da main
Ditto tere warga main
Ek waari haath fad laan taan
Phir kadi nahi chhad’da main
Ram-rahim ladaaye koi
Toh dishoom
Chhote bacchon ko daraye koi
Toh dishoom
Nasha karke jo aaye koi
Toh dishoom
Mere bhai ko sataaye koi
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom, toh dishoom
Toh dishoom, toh dishoom…to dishoom
Khud apni badhaai kari
Toh dishoom
Ratta maar ke padhai kari
Toh dishoom
Rishwat leke kaam kiya
Toh dishoom
Raste pe traffic jam kiya
Toh dishoom
Public bhadkaaye koi
Toh dishoom
Meri bandi ko pataaye koi
Toh dishoom
Chaalu picture mein phone bajaa
Toh dishoom
Gaana sunke naa aaya mazaa
Toh dishoom