Ready
One two one two three four hip heyy
Kehte hain karte hain jo marzi
Sunte nahi hai kisi ki arzi
Kehte hain karte hain jo marzi
Sunte nahi hai kisi ki arzi
Arey karte nahi humare guller duty
 
Thana mein hahhaan
Thana mein baithe on duty
Bajave haye pandeyji seeti
Thana mein baithe on duty
Bajave haye pandeyji seeti
Pandeyji seeti bajave jee seeti
Pandey ji seeti bajave on duty
Aadat badi naashpeeti
 
Bajave haaye
Bajave haaye
Bajave haaye
Pandeyji seeti haay
Aah ah aah aah
Munni ke sab ras le liya re barfi waale rasiya
Haath malat rahi jayive re ud jave jo chidiya
Ud jave chidiya, ud jave chidiya
Ud jave chidiya phurrr
 
Mana re mana humne mana gajab tohra beauty
Hang karana humka pandeyji hai on duty
Jaan humari kehte humko
Haan jaan se pyari kehte humko
Jaane kya kya swang rachaye
Rajkumari kehte humko
Faste nahi hain koi kand karke
Hahha bhaiya
Ho faste nahi hain koi kand karke
Hey marzi jo dekhe demand karke
Thana mein hiphhaa
Oo
 
Aate hai jab pandey rajaa
Bajata hai tab sur mein baja
Ho chor uchake dar se bole
Uske badle maut hi aajaa
Jachte nahi hain waise raar karte
Hoye hoye hoye haan jachte nahi hain vaise raar karte
Arey boge se dushman pe waar karte
 
Thana mein hiphhaa
Thana mein baithe on duty
Bajave haye pandeyji seeti
Aadat badi naashpeeti
Bajave haye pandeyji seeti
Pandeyjee seeti bajave ji seeti
Pandeyjee seeti bajave on duty
Hoye hha hha ye hoye