‘Kerry On Kutton’ is a complete joke, to be precise, a back-slapper to this genre. It is a half-hearted attempt from  a wannabe director who just couldn't get over the hangover of the cocktail of quirky mafia comedies.The movie is about four teenagerss, who are undergoing a distorted upbringing. It is set in Uttar Pradesh, a small town of Baliya, which is also known as the ‘city of rebels.’ The town is leading them into the dark zone of crime. Kerry’s only ambition in life is to lose his virginity. Kadambari does not want to take over his family legacy of a ‘Band Party’ and wants to become a millionaire by mating dogs just like Rajesh Chacha. All he has to do is steal a high breed puppy from Bade Babu and reach Rajesh Chacha. Suraj wants to gift a touch phone to his love Jyoti, but can’t because of his miser father and Jyoti, who uses her beauty as a tool to blackmail her lovers to achieve her materialistic demands. The director fails to knit such quirky yarns in an entertaining film. Also, the script is too weak to impress. Though the seed of the idea certainly must have looked funnier on paper, the visual brought to us is a kaput. A grimly unfunny comedy with no connection to reality, and that too for two hours! A complete headache!